THE 1/4 INCH ALMANAC

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1.	BLUE $$$ 01:29	lyrics	buy track
THE BOYS ARE ALL DRESSED IN BLACK PLEASE EXCUSE OUR WRONG WAY SYNTAX WE NEVER DID LEARN MUCH JUST HOW TO KILL WHILE IN THESE HANDCUFFS WAS THAT A SCREAM OF A PLEA? WE DON'T CARE WE JUST WANT O.T. PUT EM IN THE BACK WITH THE REST FUNNY WHEN HE SAID "OH PLEASE DON'T DO THAT" BLUE DOLLAR SIGNS I JUST SEE BLUE DOLLAR SIGNS I DREAM IN BLUE DOLLAR SIGNS ITS ALL JUST BLUE DOLLAR SIGNS I JUST SEE
2.	PILLS ON VACATION! 01:48	lyrics	buy track
IM FREAKING OUT SHES GOT THE CHECK I POP A PILL HOPE I DON'T REGRET IM SWEATING HEAD THEY DELIVER IM PILING IN THE BOYS ARE GUNA FLIP IM DRAWING FACES SO I DON'T FORGET IM GETTING NERVOUS I DON'T CARE WHEN IM FREAKING OUT SHES GOT THE CHECK I TAKE A HIT I HOPE I DON'T FORGET IM DRAWING FACES SO I DON'T FORGET THEYRE PILING IN OH NO WHO'S THERE YOUR FACE SCANNED I THINK I NEED A VACATION
3.	WHERE IS MY FOUR DIMENSIONAL DOG? 01:31	lyrics	buy track
GOOD BOY SIT STILL GO BACK BE REAL EXIST FROM WHEN GOD SAID LIGHT SHED LOCK TIME GROW WIDE YOU BLINK AND ILL CRY GOOD BOY HE IS EVEN WHEN HE HEELS 4D HOUND DOG HE KNOWS YOU HE KNOWS ALL 4D HOUND DOG HE SNIFFS YOU HE SNIFFS ALL
4.	SIMON STEALS A LOT 02:38	lyrics	buy track
A BLIND MAN WANTS TO CHOOSE WHAT LOOK IS COMING THROUGH YEAH HE PICK THAT POCKET FAST TELL EM NEVER GUNA CATCH HIS ASS YEAH SIMON KNOWS WHAT TO DO IVE TAUGHT HIM SINCE HE WAS TWO SIMON KNOWS WHAT TO DO SIMON KNOWS THAT IM STEALING SAVING GUNA BE A BLIND MAN WANTS TO CHOOSE WHICH VICTIM HE UNSCREWS YEAH HE PICK THAT POCKET FAST I TELL EM NEVER GUNA CATCH HIS ASS YEAH SIMON KNOWS WHAT TO DO IVE TAUGHT HIM SINCE HE WAS BLUE HES COMING ON AFTER YOU HES STEALING ENOUGH FOR TWO YEAH SIMON KNOWS WHAT TO DO YEAH I TELL YA HES GUNA BE STEALING SAVING GUNA BE

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FOUR SCUZZED UP, BEER SOAKED, SYNTH SWIRLING, GAIN CRANKED, MUSCLE MOVING, NECK TWISTING, STICKY SWEET TRACKS MADE JUST FOR YOU. SONGS THAT HAVE EXISTED SINCE THE VERY BEGINNING, ONES THAT HAVE BEEN FESTERING IN MY HEAD FOR TOO LONG ARE NOW YOURS TO ENJOY. A QUICK GRASP OF DISTRACTION IN THIS EXACT MOMENT. HAVE A DRINK, SHEAD A TEAR, PUNCH A COP, PET YOUR DOG AND DIG IN $$$

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released March 1, 2024

ALL SONGS WRITTEN AND RECORDED BY DYLAN JOYCE DURING THE SUMMER OF TWO THOUSAND TWENTY THREE ON A TASCAM 388 DRUMS ON TRACKS 2, 3, 4 BY MATT ELICONE, KEYS ON TRACKS 1, 3, 4 BY JAMES MALZONE MIXED AND MASTERED BY JOHNNY STEINES ARTWORK BY JACKSON GLOVER

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